I’ve cancelled my appointment to get Mary, Mother of Jesus, tattooed on my thigh. Behold a much chicer option: the Chanel Transfer Tatoo. These trompe l’oeil tats are designed to look like a classic double strand of Chanel pearls – complete with the ubiquitous interlocked “c” – carelessly worn on your neck, over your shoulder or [...]

Really I can’t! Those readers who’ve been riding out with the Blay Report for a while (I see you Camille Acey) know that I stan for Chanel. (I mean….I’ve missed tuition payments for a bag…I’m not proud: just saying). Here’s exhibit a on why this brand – or at least Lagerfeld and his team – [...]

It’s on like Doney Kong: menswear is getting ready to get hauter. Iconic womenswear designer, Matthew Williamson has announced plans to debut his first ever mens collection this season. The collection will focus on color rich (Williamson’s signature) sweaters and beaded t-shirts (?really?) and scarves for guys. Actually, I live. I think the bold tones [...]

O.L.I.V.I.E.R…..T.H.E.Y.S.K.E.N.S…..really, with a name that luxurious was there ever any doubt that he would be legend? By the age of 20 Theyskens was already being hailed as an icon by publications like The New York Times, and Harper’s. In the time since he has “restored the fortunes” of legendary houes like Rochas and Nina Ricci. [...]