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Birkentocks-inspired heels? Why do this to us Stella?

World Wide Web – We’re sorry but we are speechless. We don’t think we have the pokerface to just dance with these monsters on while the paparazzi takes…okay that’s enough Lady Gaga song references for today.

But seriously Ms. Stella McCartney? We love you girl but no. We will not accept the fact that this creation came from you. These things? And for $625? Ay Dios mios, where are our pearls when we need them? We’re going to need someone like Anna Della Russo – Vogue Nippon‘s fashion editor — to wear these for us so we can see their beauty, but even then we will still slightly gag. We’ll let this one slide though, Stella. [Racked]

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